Sunday, March 1, 2009

Pocket Sophie

Do you live in a cramped apartment and don't have room for a real pet? Have you always wanted a pet but don't have the time to take care of one? Missing something to cuddle with at night? Then we've got what you need. Introducing the Pocket Sophie! She goes anywhere and doesn't require any maintenance! Play with her when you have time and then stick her on a shelf when you're done. No barking, no shedding, no feeding. Pocket Sophie is already house trained. She will never whine, and will always be waiting for you when you get home. Take her to bed for a quick cuddle before going to sleep. She's as soft as can be!


Pocket Sophie can be yours for $1, or three easy payments of just $0.34! Just send a self addressed stamped envelope to our house and we'll mail you your very own Pocket Sophie. But wait, if you act within the next 24 hours, we'll DOUBLE the offer. That's right. TWO Pocket Sophies for $1. This is deal that's too good to miss. Get yours today!

Leash and hot male model sold separately

Caution: Never leave Pocket Sophie near vacuum cleaner, open flame, or sink.

10 comments:

Jennifer said...

lol. Becky, Blake and Sophie are such freaks!

Ben, Gena, and Baby Bennett said...

lol!!!! ewww.

Brian said...

How much for the male model?

Richelle said...

Oh my goodness! I laughed SO HARD... and I am still laughing, actually! =)

Matt said...

That made my day!!!!

Dawn said...

LOL!!! :)

You know, I don't think I can afford three easy payments. Can I do five easy payments of $0.20?

Nice job, male model! :P

Kathy's Travel News said...

Wow...that is just...ewww. Yet...hilarious at the same time.

Blake said...

Coming soon from the makers of Pocket Sophie is Isaac's Little Presents! You may not have a kid of your own but you can smell like you do!

Jennifer said...

I want a new Defecating Becky!

Lola said...

ROFLMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! OMG, Becky, I think that is the funniest blog post you've ever done! You pair up with the makers of the Snuggie blanket, and I think you've got yourself a winning combo! LOL!!!

P.S. Blake, I don't want Isaac's Little Presents. I already have Jessica's Invisible Bombs and August's Diaper Explosions. LOL! :)