Black eye, part 2

Someone please tell me that every toddler gets two black eyes on the same eye within a couple of months of each other {shiner #1}, along with the normal head bumps, leg bruises, arm bruises, etc. I'm going to start putting protective padding all over this kid.

Want to know how he got his newest {now almost a week old} shiner? Bending over to pick up his ball, and thwacking his eye on the edge of a kitchen chair. And, just this morning, he ran into a wall edge and added a nice goose egg on his head, right above his black eye. Oh bother.